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Recent reviews

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  The Outrun 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Nov 2024

  Incredible cinematography

  My body is a continent. I grind my teeth in my sleep like tectonic plates. And when I blink, the sun flickers. My breath pushes the clouds across the sky. And the waves roll in to the shore in time with my beating heart. The island’s headlands rise above the sea like my limbs in the bathtub. My freckles are famous landmarks. And my tears, rivers. Lightning strikes every time I sneeze. And when I orgasm, there’s an earthquake.

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  A Real Young Girl 1976

  Watched 19 Nov 2024

  Took me three days to watch this film, I’m as bored as Alice.
  Unerotic.

Popular reviews

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  Upon Open Sky 2023

  ★ Watched 28 May 2024

  Watched at MIFF screening.
  Terrible. The step brother sister sex scene is just boring even for perverted minds. No point showing so much of animal cruelty too. The world needs more madame web than this steaming pile of shit

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  Subservience 2024

  ½ Watched 15 Sep 2024

  I should really stop watching movies of rich family getting robot nanny

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