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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Why'd they make a vampire drive a Volvo, Edward Cullen isn't the geography teacher at the local high school ffs. Supermassive Black Hole is a banger, doesn't really work with American cricket for me though

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  Happy Gilmore 1996

  ★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  what LIV golf wished it was. Adam Sandler in this movie dresses like all the hacks (myself included) hitting up all the public coursess in Melbourne. shout out the OTT product placement, particularly Subway and Odyssey putters

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  How to Make Gravy 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024 1

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  The Final: Attack on Wembley 2024

  ★★½ Watched 12 May 2024

  Good reminder that England couldn't beat an Italian team that then went on to miss out on the World Cup the following year, tinpot nation. ACAB not just in terms of what the pigs represent in terms of propping up the rich etc; but also in terms of their sheer incompetence to send resources to the wrong congregation spot on the day of the final... like literally it was the first big event post lockdown and COVID, where do you…

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