Jacob

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Slightly less interesting opinions than a pen that accidentally fell on a pad of paper

Favorite films

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Whisper of the Heart
  • Le Samouraï
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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  • Gladiator II

    ★★★

  • Mississippi Burning

    ★★★

  • Platoon

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★

    I have two thoughts about this movie. One: Russell Crowe was a titan that had the magnetism and charisma that no one could touch in this movie with a stick a mile long (except Denzel, he is always the exception to every rule). Two: The way I lost all sense and reason when I saw them reading newspapers in 211 AD... the printing press was invented in 1440. Ridley Scott has always been loose in historical accuracy, so I roll with it, but good lord Gutenberg must have been rolling around in his tomb at this one.

  • Mississippi Burning

    Mississippi Burning

    ★★★

    There are some pretty glaring holes in the narrative, especially when you realize that very little characterization and nuance is given to the Black community and characters throughout the film, except for in how they serve to push the violence of the plot forward and exist in the 'noble' suffering shown. I would recommend reading 'Freedom Summer' by Bruce Watson for a much more complete and honest view of this. The rest of the movie has some pretty standout performances…

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Mickey’s journey of valuing life and finding self worth made me cry… twice.

  • Vertigo

    Vertigo

    ★★★★★

    Ok, to get it out of the way, yes it's one of the best movies I have ever seen, no contest. But Holy Moly, Jimmy Stewart is horrendous at secretly following people around, WHY ARE YOU PARKING BEHIND HER JIMMY, SHE IS GOING TO SEE YOU. Perfect film 15/10