Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  Not as fun as the theater experience but still a banger

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Came into this expecting another Thanksgiving and ended up with a funnier It’s a Wonderful Knife

Popular reviews

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★★★ Watched 31 Jul 2024 2

  If I had a nickel for every time a group next to me wouldn’t shut the fuck up watching A Quiet Place movie I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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  Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2024

  I can’t tell whether the edible or movie made me more speechless