Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  My toxic trait is thinking I’m Shadow when really I’m Eggman. Anyways, peak cinema!

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  Knuckles 2024

  ★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  I thought it’d be worse… but I have notes.

  • This really could’ve just been a movie.
  • It also could’ve featured more Knuckles, but hey, what do I know?
  • One star for episode 4 (easily the best of the six).
  • One star for Stockard Channing and Cary Elwes.
  • One star for Knuckles and Wade’s dynamic (what the show should’ve been about the whole way through).
  • Minus half a star for Wade’s insufferable fuckass sister.

Popular reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2023

  I need to do bullet points for this. 

  • I’m loving the trend of Noah Segan being one of the funniest parts of these movies.  

  • I spent about 3 minutes simultaneously laughing hysterically and sobbing at Blanc’s first scene. 

  • Why is most of this cast so sexy? It’s distracting. They even had to keep putting Kathryn Hahn in unflattering beige outfits to nerf her. 

  • While I think Knives Out is a bit better overall, this one is…

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  Watched 02 Jun 2023

  I have gone absolutely FERAL because of this fucking movie and I literally just got out of it as I’m typing this.

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