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Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin 2021
The least bad Paranormal Activity movie because it doesn't feel like it was supposed to be a Paranormal Activity movie.
A film where the most notable thing about is that being mid is actually a positive given how bad the previous 3 movies were.
It's like getting barely cold Jack Daniel's after drinking 3 shots of room temperature Malort.
A begrudgingly positive 5/10.
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In a Violent Nature 2024
So this one is interesting. Basically, I'd hesitate to classify this one as an "elevated horror" or "art house horror". I think the proper term would be something like "film student horror." Because this is, by design, a bog standard slasher flick. The plot & characters are basically what you'd get if you took one of the later Friday the 13th films & mixed it with My Bloody Valentine.
BUT, there are two big creative twists with this one! First, the film…
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Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension 2015
Less fun than getting 2nd degree burns on your junk.
This film's existence is a violation of the Geneva convention.
This is the only film they have for prisoner movie night at Guantanamo Bay.
Less fun than waiting to renew your license at the DMV.
A DVD of this is the only asset you'd WANT your ex to keep after the divorce.
Makes Howard the Duck look like Citizen Kane.
A great example of greedy, cynical, corporate Hollywood film making at it's worst.
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V/H/S/Beyond 2024
Another year & another new entry in the revived V/H/S series.
I love these movies because they are not afraid to let directors get creative & they're great showcases for international talent that you don't usually get to see in the USA.
However, with that willingness to allow directors do what they want you do wind up with an inconsistency from segment to segment both in quality and tone.
Some years you get a film with more higher quality segments than others.…
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