My usually critique of movies is that they are boring. I knew this was boring but I didn’t feel it. Maybe I’m just a sucker for toilet cleaning ASMR.

I love movies and fuzzy socks and ice cream and music and my family and I love today. Yeah I know it’s a pretty pathetic list like socks really but I’ll think about it more. Anyway I love all these things for nuanced reasons that are all trivial but they’re what makes my perfect days. 

I want to move to Japan and clean toilets. Maybe not Japan and maybe not toilets.

I know the mayor was a bad dude and everything but I probably would have also voted for someone with a giant back tattoo of a cat

“I taught him how to drive backwards, and he taught me how to fly.”

Such amazing writing

If Hocus Pocus had a secondary plot with dogs and the villain from the smurfs was the antagonist