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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I couldn’t tell if this was pro religion or anti religion, but I think the moral was that mormons are…good but they’re religion isnt real? Idk, but Hugh Grant could lock me in a basement and talk intellectually to me for a few hours.

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  Valdez Is Coming 1971

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Seeing this was interesting because I was approached by a talent scout to do a version of this movie under the stage name “Burt Longcasster”, and they changed the spelling of “coming”. I guess to get around copyright. Well, missed opportunities. Ill never know how that one would have changed the story :/

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  Big Fat Liar 2002

  ½ Added 1

  the only funny part about this movie was that paul giammatti accepted the role.

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  Jailbait 2014

  ½ Added 1

  oddly enough, through the horrible, and unchecked script of this movie, with its awful dialogue and terrible acting, the thing that pissed me off most was the cello playing. They showed her playing cello, apparently playing a song that used eighth and half notes while she was playing whole notes the whole time, they didn't even research how to play cello and I doubt they'd even seen anyone play one.

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