1990s Jane Austen adaptations 🤝 X-Men (2000)
Attempting to convince nerdy women that it’s sexy for 30 year old men to have mutton chops and inappropriate relationships with teenage girls
If the Saw puppet locked Julian Fellowes and Pete Davidson in a room with no internet and gave them 24 hours to write a movie that was a disguised shaggy dog story.
Also it’s 2014 and Kim Kardashian’s team just unironically created the hashtag #breaktheinternet to promote a picture of her ass in Paper Magazine, for which French photographer Jean-Paul Goude lazily self-plagiarised his own racist joke, and Paper’s journalists still felt the need to define the word ‘selfie’ in parenthesis to explain…
Movies like this make me wish I could filter letterboxd ratings by the reviewers gender