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  The Garfield Movie 2024

  ★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  Lasagna Gate (NEVER EATS LASAGNA IN THE MOVIE)

  
  FOOD-> FORK-> MOUTH-> CHEW-> SWALLOW

  NEVER HAPPENS

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2024

  I took a couple days to think about this one.

  I thought it over and I believe this might be the second best movie I have seen this year. The vision is so clear and the technical work being put in its Fantastic. This might be the most disgusting revolting movie I have ever watched in a theater. If you have the opportunity to watch this movie please do yourself a favor and do not plan anything else before or…

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  Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2001

  ★★★½ Rewatched 19 Nov 2022 1

  Slytherin is the most shit on house for no good reason at all. I can not believe how the odds are stacked against them the whole time.

  
  First of all the rules of quidditch need to be fixed ASAP so let me get this straight if I throw the ball in the hole once it’s 10 points but if the one guy on the other team catches the little gold ball they get 150 points and the game ends. What…

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  When Evil Lurks 2023

  ★★ Added

  I wanted this to be the horror I have been missing truly terrifying, gory and unrelenting. I fell for all the reviews coming from critics saying this is the best horror of the year and having seen the directors previous film I was super excited to watch this after being told it was incredible dark and gory. what I witnessed was semi gory/ semi dreadful/ not scary. the movie constantly moves the plot away from things that are exciting and…

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