Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  i hate open floor plans

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  my mom never let me watch spongebob as a kid because she thought it would make me stupid. she probably wasn’t wrong, but i definitely feel like my SAT score wouldn’t have dropped that much if i had listened to “now that we’re men” and “i’m a goofy goober” when i was 7 instead of when i was 19

Popular reviews

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  The World's End 2013

  ★★½ Watched 07 Apr 2024

  i actually really like Wetherspoons, no matter what "people who actually drink at real pubs" may say.

  i want to see a mental illness 1v1 between gary and frank cross from Scrooged. andy should've ordered a cherry pepsi max.

  like the mario movie for people who think that the best mario game is Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins.

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  Red One 2024

  ★½ Watched 16 Dec 2024

  erm, did we just save christmas? 🧐
  umm yeah, i fink we just saved Cwistmas 😎

  if you ignore everything this movie lacks in writing, acting, and cinematography, then you’re left with only a half-bad holiday action movie. essentially, this is $250 million of “maybe teenage boys will watch this in the future” i honestly wish it was worse so i could compare it favorably to Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, the true Claus-napping classic