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  The Accountant 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Dredd 2012

  ★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Kinda like an off brand robo cop. I really couldn’t focus on Dredd as a character because all I could think of was “OI EWIE OMELANDAS FUCKED ME WIFE.” Bravo Carl Urban, you’ve ruined basically every fucking character you’ll play for the rest of your career.

Popular reviews

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  Paint 2023

  ★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025 1

  Fuck you graham. I actually enjoyed this. The soft voice of Owen Wilson makes me sleepy. Yawn yawn. Shoutout Carl for getting some. Overall, pretty enjoyable. It was sort of slow unfortunately, which is to be expected for a movie that is about painting. Also the budget was low so there is a little breathing room for the producers for throwing this shit out.

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  The Sympathizer 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Holy shit. I did not have a Vietnam era spy show on my bingo card this year. RDJ undergoes numerous prosthetics and has several looks which make him. The narrative is cool and the action is on the lower end. If you like constant action, this one isn’t for you. But if you like seeing a man choose between right, wrong, and navigate the bumps along the way? I could sympathize with you.

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