Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Grown Ups 2010

  ½ Added

  I can say with almost complete certainty that this is the worst movie I have ever had the displeasure of watching.

Recent reviews

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  Lucky Number Slevin 2006

  ★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025 1

  When you watch movies like this, which rip off Tarantino and Ritchie whole cloth, you start to see that making those sorts of films is actually really difficult. Felt like two different movies smashed together, a clunky love story and a clunky crime movie, where the whole really wasn't greater than the sum of its parts. Entertaining moments and a cast who could have made this so much better add up to a somewhat enjoyable experience, but about halfway through I was already sort of done with it.

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  The Heroic Trio 1993

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Absolutely wild. Nonsense plot, completely unnecessary dialogue. Just show me three babes beating the hell out of people.

Popular reviews

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  May Fools 1990

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 May 2017

  When my dad got the news that his mother was in bad shape last month, my family made the drive from Maryland to Texas to see her. It turned out to be her last few days on Earth and, at 4:00 in the morning, in her home with three of her daughters by her side, she passed away quietly in her sleep.

  Her death brought with it the largest gathering of my family I have ever seen: her eight remaining…

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  Butter Lamp 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Nov 2018

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.