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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2024 1

  Holy shit movie of the year this was just insane. Everyone killed it and Zendaya is still my dream woman. 3 straight hours of gooning

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 25 Feb 2024

  Literally the worst movie I’ve ever seen, I could write an essay on how bad it was. Literally seen family guy episodes with a better plot. Also can Cassie actually open a soda can or does she just play with the lid.

Popular reviews

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  John Wick 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2024 1

  John wick is actually such a badass like wtf

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2023

  How is this the same guy that made the Last Jedi

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