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  Climax 2018

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  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  I feel asleep. The count made me count zZz crazy style. I’ve never fallen asleep in a theatre. The ominous hand had me in a hypnagogic state. Am I blessed or cursed? It was like a lullaby. Glad I didn’t wake up chewing neck. The old guy next to me also fell asleep. Was awakened by his obnoxious snoring. 

  
  Loved the costuming. Was going crazy I could rarely see those teeth. Forbidden vampirity is a new itch I didn’t know was in need of scratching.

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  I made an account finally just to review this boring movie. I guess one positive is you can add it to a list of one-night thrillers but it ain’t no “Attack on Precinct 13.” Woof. Too predictable. Glad I saw it at matinee pricing.

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