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Recent reviews

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  Jane Eyre 2011

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  i fear i had to stop at the 45 min mark because mr rochester's masculine vanity was suffocating me through the screen

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  Brokeback Mountain 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  last night i was going to say that if you threw a brick at my head it’ll hurt less than watching this but waking up this morning felt like someone actually threw a brick at me

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ½ Watched 05 Jan 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Phantom of the Opera 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2024

  THERE IS NO WAY HE HAD A DIORAMA OF CHRISTINE AT THE PERFORMANCE SHE PERFORMED FROM MERE HOURS AGO IN HIS LAIR 😭😭

  on another note, the entire time i was just connecting it to acotar because the second i saw raoul's hair i thought of tamlin the tool

  and also, there is no way they were just making out while raoul was still chained to the gate, please where are your priorities at BUT THE FACT THAT HE STARTED CRYING AFTERWARDS PLEASE WHAT IS GOING ON