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Chungking Express 1994
When I turned 25, no one wished me happy birthday. Well, my mom did — but that doesn’t really count.
It’s a painful thought, realizing you’re alone in the world, & especially when you realize you’re alone in the world because of your own actions. You’ll rationalize—negotiate. If I do this she will come back to me. But you’re ignoring the simple truth. She decided she didn’t love you, & that’s that. You can’t confront that idea head on — because inherently it…
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Little Miss Sunshine 2006
This stupid fucking movie 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️ &, I gotta tell ya, it was perfect. Perfect. Everything. Down to the last minute details.
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May December 2023
Scenes with Melton were good
Scenes without him were fucking stupid & pointless. Please explain why this movie was made, please, I beg you. Idk what folks are smoking thinking this is peak film but my god I thought it was shit
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F9 2021
This film should be labeled as propagandic war crime and banned in every nation worldwide. I have never been so offended watching a movie in my entire life. The sheer audacity that Director Justin Lin had to release this movie into the world is appalling and a crime against humanity.
Here’s how it goes: Action scene. 30 minute exposition dump. Action scene. 30 minute exposition dump. Action scene. 30 minute exposition dump. Action scene.
The dialogue and script appears as…
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