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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  This movie is a logistical nightmare. How is he supposed to report all of this to the IRS? Sports betting always pays off in the end! TRAX NYC!!! Kevin Garnett is hurt that there was an about 70% markup on the gem he bought? Is he not aware of how the precious gemstone industry works? Markups are usually actually way higher like 200%-300%. He got a steal! Really predictable plot. Jews love money 🤪.

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  My Dinner with Andre 1981

  ★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  This movie would do well to have a jumpscare at the end, just for a second. That might drive the point home about some of the aspects discussed in the film. I also think it is funny that this movie is 110 minutes long, which, if you look at graphs for the average movie length when this movie was released, is exactly the length of an average movie. The movie itself is conforming to society’s understanding of how movies should…

Popular reviews

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  Zodiac 2007

  ★½ Watched 19 Nov 2024

  You went on a first date and all he talked about was the Zodiac Killer. He proceeded to compile evidence to catch him through your whole year of dating and are surprised that is what he does with his free time when you are married because why?

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  The Blair Witch Project 1999

  ½ Watched 31 Oct 2024

  If I wanted to watch people argue for an hour and a half, I would rather just bring up politics during Thanksgiving rather than watch this garbage.

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