Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Johnny English Strikes Again 2018

  Watched 11 Aug 2024

  it's a top gear episode and i hate top gear and i hate cars and i hate england and i hate living

  (wish olga kurylenko would garotte me on an illuminated dance floor)

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  Johnny English Reborn 2011

  Watched 10 Aug 2024

  idk what KJB were talking about when they said film 1 was the high point, this was much more enjoyable. at least 3 good sight gags that didn't rely on embarrassment, competent action sequences and a good supporting cast with baby daniel kaluuya being the standout. all that does not make up for the remaining cringe humour and orientalism, and the film does very little with its kind of funny idea of privatised state intelligence other than haha women bosses amirite. expecting high SCUM scores across the board but i still had fun.

Popular reviews

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  Beautiful Mystery 1983

  Watched 20 Sep 2023

  a wild and fascinating but ultimately reactionary pink film satire inspired by yukio mishima. choosing to read the ending against its apparent grain: bottoming can save us.

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  Mädchen in Uniform 1931

  Watched 25 Sep 2022

  can't believe a film from 1931 so accurately captured my experience as a gay theatre kid in the 00s drunkenly declaiming LOVE in front of my entire class & then passing out.

  this deserves much better than a shitpost review but here i am. i'm amazed this existed and grateful it survived.