Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kung Fury 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  The one chosen to draft
  Fantastic. All time classic. This was the reward for most of us being done with our drafting. Not nearly as funny as Whiplash, but the coolness factor puts it up there with Whiplash. They got the HOFF HIMSELF!?

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I was drafting... recreationally... it was fun
  Good chunk of drafting done! These bitches be wild. Beautiful landscape, terrible soundtrack. Not as funny as Whiplash(not even close...). Pizza to wrench throw transition, who is throwing either of those things ???

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  Batman & Robin 1997

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  To the draftcave draftman!
  Not much drafting done, you can only watch. Poison Ivy hot(awooga). Nipples were better in this than in Whiplash, but was not as funny. Batman hit hard, the jokes did not. Production design was a 10/10 would draft.

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  An American Werewolf in London 1981

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  You have to draft yourself David
  Lots of drafting done. Big fan of that scene where he herds people into deadly car crashes. That scene where they freak nasty is far too long, additionally why didn't he wash his hands? Why did he sit his bare ass on her couch? The 80's were about tits and hair(in many places) and this movie had that. Was very nearly as funny as Whiplash, car crashes were better than Whiplash.