Tyler

Tyler

Yesterday, Flumpty killed approximately 100 billion birds with one stone. That stone was a meteorite, and yesterday was the apocalypse.

Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • WALL·E
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • Bo Burnham: Inside

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  • Halloween

    ★★★★★

  • It Follows

    ½

  • Whiplash

    ★★★★★

  • X

    ★★★★

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  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★★

    Bored during College and Career class thoughts:

    “The Shape”

    I watched Halloween again, like I do every year, and of all things Michael Myers is referred to, this was always my favorite nickname. “The boogeyman” is another common one, but I don’t really like it. The word “boogey” reminds me of either pulling a move dancing or a child’s reaction to blowing their nose. It doesn’t really fully encompass what he is to the average viewer. “The Evil” is a…

  • It Follows

    It Follows

    ½

    Best movie ever made.

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  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    ★★★★

    I swear to god y’all need to appreciate some campiness and corny romance and not get butthurt that Myers wasn’t the sole focus, this movie was fun as hell

    Edit: CHANGE THE FUCKING POSTER BACK I SWEAR TO GOD

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★

    🎶Say Nighty night and kiss me
    Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me
    While I'm alone and blue as can be
    Dream a little dream of me🎶

    This movie definitely felt like 3 hours. The first half was a Floppenheimer which’s only good part was Florence Pugh’s Sloppenheimer

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