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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2023

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  Why does Ryan gosling always pick up roles that are literally me?

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  The Wolf of Wall Street 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Nov 2020

  When I was watching this movie I was wondering why film majors adore it so much, and then the credits rolled. I saw who directed it and I spat out my coffee, pulled down my pants, unplugged the TV, and took a big shit on the screen. It was a really good movie tho.

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  Spy Kids: All the Time in the World 2011

  ½ Added

  There was a concerning lack of elijah wood, and on top of that, the anticipation of elijah wood being in this film is dead, because he was in the last one. Honestly, I have no idea as to why this film exists.

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