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  • The Courier

    ★★★★

  • Burn After Reading

    ★★

  • Don't Look Up

    ★★★★

  • Encanto

    ★★★

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  • The Courier

    The Courier

    ★★★★

    English middle-aged ordinary salesman get’s tasked with becoming “the courier” for the West during the cold war when Russia was trying to plant nukes on Cuba.  

    This is a pretty movie. The early 1960’s aesthetic is gorgeous. I love this era of fashion. The suits. The dresses. The hats. The hairstyles. Forever fashion. 

    This is a stressful movie. Watching people lie and lead a double life KNOWING that if they’re caught, it is certain torture and death. It’s stressful.…

  • Burn After Reading

    Burn After Reading

    ★★

    BURN AFTER READING

    TDLR, 4/10 - burn after watching 

    Malkovich is a CIA analyst who has just been fired for being an alcoholic. He turns to writing his memoir.

    Clooney is a former US marshall and charismatic womanizer. 

    McDormand is a middle-aged fitness instructor at HARDBODIES. She’s on the hunt for love and the money to pay for multiple plastic surgeries to get that “hardbody.”

    Pitt is her colleague who stumbles upon a CD at the gym which he believes…

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  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★

    The “matrix resurrection” gives me facebook energy.

    ….Watch 50-somethings-Neo as he reawakens from the matrix AGAIN but this time as the successful and dissatisfied designer of the popular video-game “THE MATRIX” (see what they did there?)…

    …Get re-introduced to the infamous Agent Smith (not Hugo) and he’s back from the dead AGAIN AGAIN. Meet the New Morpheus who has LITERALLY the same mission - to find “the one”…. 

    The film really outta be called “matrix remix” because it puts MODERN…

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★

    Three words. Tom & Zendaya

    Quick sidebar. The last spider-man movie i watched was back in 2007. yikes. I completely missed the Andrew Garfield Spiderman series. I have not watched many films from the Marvel Universe either. 

    I LOVE TOM. I LOVE ZENDAYA. I LOVE THEM TOGETHER. 

    i have not crushed this hard on a “ on screen” couple in a loooong time. Its been since …. The Notebook.  

    *The last spider-man movie i watched was back in 2007. yikes.…

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