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The Swan Princess 1994
This movie sucks balls, literally no one smokes a single cigarette. This would be rated a complete 0 but the Swan transformation will always be iconic and does make up for the plot holes, inconsistencies, and shitty songs.
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Stargate 1994
I liked when Kurt Russel taught a teenager how to smoke cigarettes as a part of his arc. super cool. Thats about all there is to the movie. Mindless, popcorn film with little substance and probably my favorite Roland Emmerich movie which says little. Not a good movie, but entertaining if you’re stupid like me.
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The Iron Giant 1999
Flawless scifi movie that’s both accessible to children and adult audiences alike. Reminiscent of America in a not so distant era of paranoia and fear, the Iron Giant juxtaposes the red scare with friendship, trust, and innocence. The antagonist stays smoking his shitty pipe which reinforces the notion that cigarettes are significantly cooler. You are who you choose to be, don’t smoke stupid pipes.
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