Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Monsters vs Aliens 2009

  ★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  bob x jello for life

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  Ambulance 2022

  ★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  a child get impaled by a spike in a car crash in the first 20 minutes and thats somehow not the craziest part of this movie

Popular reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★★ Watched 12 Nov 2024 1

  EDWARD PROS:
  - emotional sensitive man
  - glimmers in the sunlight
  - dope ass vamped out opium fits

  EDWARD CONS:
  - general brainlet
  - doesnt look nearly as badass shirtless
  - suicidal but hes chill about it

  v/s

  JACOB PROS:
  - man chest galore
  - knows his way around a pick up
  - hangs with buff shirtless men in the woods all the time

  JACOB CONS:
  - you wouldnt like him when hes angry
  - wears jean shorts
  - smells like dog

  the choice seems pretty obvious to me #TeamAlice #IWantYourSister

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  Jennifer's Body 2009

  ★★★ Watched 31 Oct 2024

  stupidest bullshit movie ever but its kinda awesome. i like the part where they played high hopes

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