Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Elvis 2022

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  should have called it “the wiggling boy”.

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  X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2009

  ★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  I love that they sew ryan reynolds mouth shut and also that they cut his head off and it spins around shooting laser blasts and destroying a huge building.

Popular reviews

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  Blade 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Aug 2021

  sick

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  Dune 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Nov 2021 2

  Despite some bad casting, desaturated colour pallete, and being the longest and most expensive pilot episode of a miniseries ever made, I gotta give it to ‘em: they made a Dune.

  some other thoughts:  

  - Timothee is like Hayden Christiansen with polio. 

  - Why is Aquaman in this 

  - Javier as Stilgar fucking rocks

  - Voice thing sounds pretty cool 

  - Baron Harkonnen recovering in that oil and balsamic bath like “bring more bread for the tabllleee”

  - Big worm

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