Serena Van Der Woodsen assumes a fake ass witness protection name and opens a flower shop, she's sad the whole movie. She marries a guy who seems nice but isn't.
There's weird disjointed flashbacks and like a sex training montage. Also abuse.
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BlackBerry 2023
Glenn Howerton is a master at his craft of being an asshole. Jay Baruchel is endearing. The movie kinda becomes dull in the 2nd half and was a downer. I had a Blackberry and I still didn't really care about the story.
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
Having grown up with all the old bad superhero movies from the 2000s I have a certain soft spot for Hugh Jackman and those X-Men. I think he's a perfect foil for Deadpool, who is arguably worse than the most inane Borderland's 3 voice line. Ever boner joke sucks, the best part of Ryan Reynolds in this movie is that I don't have to see his face for most of it.
The guy from succession was good and I enjoyed the cameos. This movie was definitely worse on the 2nd viewing. Still kinda full of the Marvel universe blah blah blah who cares.
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