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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  My eyes were brimming with tears literally the entire time

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  I mean yeah

Popular reviews

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  Chinatown 1974

  ½ Watched 24 Jul 2024

  Simply awful:
  - Racist (shocker!!)
  - Child predator prevails, and his victim dies
  - The strong femme mystérieuse gives herself up to become the brash, vulturine male protag's doe-eyed lover
  - Long movie, convoluted plot that really doesn't engage the viewer
  - Unsatisfying ending. Not suspenseful, just vague and disinteresting
  - Directed by Roman Polanski, a child predator himself!!

  Wasted 2 hours on this. Should've just watched an episode of Poirot instead.

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  I'm the Mayor of Bimmi Gardens 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2024

  COULD YOU SCOOT OFF MY PUSS FOR 90 SECONDS

  I will be mourning this show's failure to launch for 4-5 business days :(

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