Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Mar 2025

  spring break

  spring break

  spring break forever

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  The Night of the Hunter 1955

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  “It’s a hard world for little things.”

Popular reviews

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  The Ark and the Darkness 2024

  ½ Watched 21 Mar 2024

  We are on the cusp of an age of satanic power, and our only salvation lies in AI Jesus.

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  Daddio 2023

  ½ Watched 28 Jun 2024

  Sean Penn gruffly waxes misogynistic MGTOW pseudo-philosophy for what feels like 4 hours. If you’re a boomer who presumes to know everything about everyone from a glance, this is your Citizen Kane.