Heart Eyes at the drive in, most appropriate viewing since Cocaine Bear in the botanic gardens

This already exists but better!

Put me in a Japanese coastal village full of retirees and leave me to fish, garden the temple and play with cats

So instead of this rubbish we have a reality tv spin-off called Inside the Colosseum. On tonight’s episode the venue manager gets the call from the palace that the upcoming games will be nautical themed. With their necks literally on the line, can the crew flood the stadium, fit two long ships through stage door and locate four hungry sharks, on standard arts funding, all whilst maintaining healthy working relationships? Tune in to find out