turtletitan21

turtletitan21

Favorite films

  • The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
  • The Witch
  • The Batman
  • Blade Runner

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  • Babylon

    ★★★

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    ★★★½

  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    ★★★

  • KIZUMONOGATARI -Koyomi Vamp-

    ★★★★

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  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★

    Look I’m all for 3 hour long movies but I feel like this one didn’t do much at all with those 3 hours, aside from the looks, music, choreography, stuff I’ve come to expect from Damien Chazelle’s works. I see why this movie is polarizing; someone who knows and cares about the history of Hollywood and American cinema could probably enjoy this a lot, but I am not one of those people so nothing really stuck with me

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    ★★★½

    Shut the fuck up Sirius Pack a girlboss is speaking!!

    Bellatrix Lestrain you ratchet ass crackhead bitch that was my plug!! He was way cheaper than Bagrid fuck you!!

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  • Cosmos

    Cosmos

    ½

    I’ve developed a horseshoe theory for film. 

    Action blockbuster movies: turn your brain off and enjoy

    Zulawski high-brow art films: turn your brain off and pretend to enjoy because it is an impossible task to draw any sort of meaning from the complete nonsense spouted by all the “crazy” characters.

    Even if you were to dig some deep meaning out of your ass for this it would still be entirely unrelatable, unenjoyable, and uninteresting. All of the 3 star+ reviews…

  • Ice Station Zebra

    Ice Station Zebra

    ★★★★

    Ice Station Zebra Associates

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