Hannah Swayze

Hannah Swayze

Favorite films

  • Happy Together
  • Red Road
  • Cat People
  • Salome's Last Dance

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  • Palermo Shooting

    ★★★½

  • Fight Club

    ★★★★

  • What Remains

    ★★★★

  • Cat Person

    ★★½

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  • Palermo Shooting

    Palermo Shooting

    ★★★½

    This movie is batshit insane.

    A bad boy photographer can’t stop texting during his museum meetings and can’t say no to fashion shoots (relatable).


    After being unable to photograph anything in Palermo with ease, he gets shot with an arrow in Palermo, by a man in a hood “death”.


    Never in recent years have I seen a film that is so up-the-butt pretentious and simultaneously, like, dummy stupid at the exact same time.

    I’m so glad I watched it, it’s fucking hilarious.

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★

    His name was Robert Paulson.

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  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

    ★★★★½

    I stayed up all night the night of my birthday watching this twice in a row — the first time I was too blazed and distracted by the camera movement and shot design I missed all the subtitles.

    One of a handful of film I’ll immediately replay once the credits roll.

    This movie is a horny, manipulative, and extravagant.

  • Il Buco

    Il Buco

    ★★★★★

    A beautiful spell.

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