The ending is exactly what you think it’ll be when you hear she’s a pop star. Despite that, it’s a fun ride to get there.
Okay so the first thing I wanna talk about is the Smile Monster. This is one of the few creatures in horror that I feel has no line it won’t cross. Often killers or monsters, when they have human intelligence, have standards. Michael Myers refuses to kill a baby. Jason doesn’t kill any kids. The…
V/H/S is my favorite horror franchise. So I must return every year to review. Last year’s was kinda mid just like the year’s before. In fact I don’t think I even reviewed last year’s.
So let’s get to the rankings:
1. Live and Let Die: This is a cool concept, skydivers coming across a UFO? That’s awesome. Why tf did you put us on the ground for the majority of the runtime. I know budget is an issue but come,…
This movie is pretty good and a nice “babies first revolution media”. Definitely the best YA novel adaptation and a shockingly great cast. Haymitch is my favorite.
Basically it’s diet Snowpiercer but still good.
Bruce Campbell is hot.
Now that we have that out of the way…
This is a movie that could have only been made by Sam Raimi. This movie is just fun. It’s a blast. An experience. Is it dated? Yes. Does it kinda look bad? Yes. Are there wires visible on the flying demons? Yes. Am I still going to say that this is the best film ever made? Yes. This movie is at its best when Bruce Campbell is…
