clementine rosario

clementine rosario

it’s hard being epic in a world of fail
certified cutie patootie that may appear at the texas theatre in dallas !!

Favorite films

  • Nowhere
  • Amélie
  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • Coraline

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  • Paddington

    ★★★★★

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★½

  • Frank

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • Paddington

    Paddington

    ★★★★★

    I am a very simple woman if there is a cute sweet adorable animal or if there is joyfulness and wondrous curiosity… or BOTH… come on it is instantly one of the best! I love him so much!
    Aside from the titular bear there is so much to be adored with the presentation and editing in this! I love the change of aspect ratio resembling older films and especially the dollhouse reflecting the apartment and Sally Hawkin’s sketch coming to…

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★½

    Genuinely cannot believe how great romcoms used to be! Loved how ridiculously rapid-fire the dialogue was, how absurd the background characters were, and the banging time-capsuled soundtrack. Baby Joseph Gordon-Levitt is such a cutie pie and also I truthfully have never seen Heath Ledger outside of his role as the Joker I cannot believe how gorgeous he is! Unironically this film makes heterosexuality look so cute it’s kinda crazy!

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  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    Mr. Lynch, I apologize for being inebriated during a proper introduction to your filmography.
    A never ending nightmare, one that requires a rewatch. I need to sit on this one for a while, but I can absolutely say the sound design is phenomenal. With the very little dialogue present, so much of the film strives in its sound and imagery. Every single noise is repulsive and makes you want to cover your ears. When watching the film Mad God a few…

  • Anyone But You

    Anyone But You

    ½

    the movie makes me hate white people so much