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Nosferatu 2024
Visually stunning. Use of colors and lighting and shadows was particularly impactful. The final reveal felt very anticlimactic and almost funny/campy particularly while Nosferatu was throwing his centuries old bully stick down Lily Rose-Depp’s hallway she sticks one of her fingers in his weird puss holes on his back.
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 2011
Worst one in the saga. Wedding speeches needed a second pass. What the hell is going on there? The honeymoon montage needed to be way hornier and needed a better score. Twee indie singer songwriter stuff doesn’t work for sex and seduction. I want to know how human and vampire Biologies are compatible for conception. That should have been explored or explained a bit further.
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010
There’s a lot of interesting things I want the film maker to interrogate in the world being built. The Vultori, the treaty and land dispute between the natives and the colonizers, the backstory for Carlisle and how all of the vamps became a family unit and why that family unit organization works for keeping them hidden. We get some juicy bits in this but alas the focus on this universe needs to be a highly depressed and impressionable teen and a predator. This one is the most intriguing of the saga to me.
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