Jared Brentlinger

Jared Brentlinger

Favorite films

  • The Goonies
  • The 'Burbs
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

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  • The Nun

    ★★★½

  • Annabelle: Creation

    ★★★★

  • The Goonies

    ★★★★★

  • The Conjuring 2

    ★★★★½

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  • The Nun

    The Nun

    ★★★½

    "What's the opposite of a miracle, Father?"

    Pretty good film. A little hokey and corny at times, but overall enjoyable. The scenery, the music, the relics, all fantastic. Frenchie was great. Father Burke is a solid character. Sister Irene was a little too meek for me, but maybe that's what made her character more believable.

    Valak is a great demon/entity.

    Who wants to go to Romania on a backpacking trip? Bring your holy water!

    "Whatever you do, don't stop praying."

  • Annabelle: Creation

    Annabelle: Creation

    ★★★★

    "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray...."


    Great movie. Gave me chills on quite a few occasions. The dollhouse was creepy!

    Liked it better than the first Annabelle. This one moved at a good pace, not too slow, but not too fast where you'll miss something. This one will make you want to bless your room with holy water and incense!

    Always been a fan of demonic horror movies, and this one didn't disappoint.

    "Know what I like about Sweet Sue?"

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  • The Conjuring 2

    The Conjuring 2

    ★★★★½

    "Ed, this is as close to hell as I ever want to get...."

    Better than the first one, this has an English twist!

    Scarier than the first one, it was also funnier and a better plot.

    Ed and Lorraine really come together better in this sequel.

    Janet was a superb character. Don't want to spoil anything, but the actress was great.

    Makes me want to sleep with my rosary tonight.

  • Imaginary

    Imaginary

    ★½

    Should have left this one to your own imagination.....

    I wanted to like this movie. I really did. Love the premise and plot, but it felt really flat and underwhelming. The actress who played Taylor was annoying and lackluster. The actress who played Jessica was good, she was the only saving grace in the whole movie.
    Alice was like running your fingers on a chalkboard.
    The "Never Ever" was cool.
    Again, enjoyed the concept of the movie, but it just didn't have enough moving parts to keep it enjoyable.