Tex Langford

Tex Langford

On a perilous quest to watch every movie I say I’ve seen, but haven’t.

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • The Room
  • Dune: Part Two

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  • Kinda Pregnant

    ½

  • Heart Eyes

    ★½

  • MaXXXine

    ★★★

  • Twilight

    ★★

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  • Kinda Pregnant

    Kinda Pregnant

    ½

    Kinda fucked up

  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    ★★

    That was not made for me at alllll

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    I will forget this movie in 2 hours.

    Also what was with Ezikiel’s awful voice over and being bare footed the whole time???