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Alien 1979
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I have two critiques and two critiques only:
1. Why do we need to see Sigourney Weaver’s buttcrack? Am I supposed to believe that an astronaut wouldn’t be wearing the most comfortable underwear possible??? Is there such a thing as low rise underwear??? Maybe I’m just too young to understand
2. This was going to be a critique but then I realized that I actually love it when movies use random jumbles of scientific words for world building. For example,…
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A Complete Unknown 2024
Blah blah blah Timothée sounded like Bob blah blah blah BITCH Monica Barbaro may have stolen Joan Baez’s voice
Could have been five stars but it was missing the defining feature of the it ain’t me babe performance 💔💔💔💔
Also why the FUCK did they cgi him in the march on Washington. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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