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  The Flash 2023

  ★★★ Watched 18 Jun 2023

  Think that Spider-Man meme where they’re all pointing at each other, but make it DC

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  The Boogeyman 2023

  ★★ Watched 11 Jun 2023

  The only things I remember from this movie are the 8 kids behind me whispering “scoot over!” “can someone come with me to the bathroom?” “I’m scared” and “shut up!”

  Then, right before I’d get annoyed, a jump scare would happen, the kids would scream, and a guy in the front row, high as hell, would give the most monotone “oh, fuck” I’ve ever heard. 

  Movie is 2 stars because I can’t remember what was going on. Experience was 4 stars because of the great comedic relief.

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  One Royal Holiday 2020

  ★ Watched 17 Nov 2020

  Finally, a Broadway-studded cast! All brought together for...a lame Hallmark movie? Well, at least Jeremy Jordan is...oh no.

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