Overwhelming in so many senses it almost becomes boring. Simultaneously understands internet culture really well (the chat on display feels all too real) while also seeming to not understand games in a meaningful way.
The brain rot cinema we deserve.
Kinda wish I just watched the "pure" version since the voice over didn't add much for me and I'd rather just hear pure uncut Burial for 80 minutes
Bautista has a grace to him that shines in certain moments and he sells the action well. Plotwise it's about as linear and unimaginative as you can get and feels mostly like bozo mad max in terms of post apocalyptic narratives.
Feels reductive to say how much of a video game this movie feels (and looks) like occasionally
Where all is rendered literal with the finesse of a blunt object.
Was hoping for an ending that transcended the genre conventions of the first two films but ended up with what felt like the most conventional wrap-up episode of a miniseries rather than a film by its own merit. The 1666 setting is a waste of a premise (and don't get me started on the accents) and the 1994 redux drags to high hell. Anything that made the first…
Apocalyptic is an understatement. Not sure I'll look at eating potatos the same way again
