i rate movies solely based on how many emotions they make me feel in my cold dead heart
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The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo 2016
i was gonna make this review a collection of my favorite quotes from this series and then i noticed i was literally pausing every 2 minutes to write something down, so here's just a teeny tiny little taste of my fav lines:
"okay fine, i'll go on one date with him and if i like him we'll just get married."
"will you film the sex?"
"yeah."
"if you guys have babies and they make money, can i get royalties off…Translated from by -
The Wild Chicks 2006
me? watching new movies i haven't seen yet to expand my taste and not rewatching a 2000s children's movie for the 10th time? it's less likely than you think
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