Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moonrise Kingdom 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Absolute cinema don't get me wrong, I just think the point could've been gotten across without having the 14 year olds (playing 12 year olds) french kissing

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  War Dogs 2016

  ★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  War Dogs walked so Uncut Gems could speedwalk

Popular reviews

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  Prisoners 2013

  ½ Rewatched 05 Aug 2023 3

  I've never seen a worse movie. And I saw the 2005 War of the Worlds.

  The protagonist loves his god very much. Be careful of snakes though, because those are like the devil from Eden, remember? His favorite song is (I kid you not) the star spangled banner. The cops are the heroes. They do no wrong. Well okay they do wrong, but everyone's okay with it.

  The bad guy's motive is... "to lead people from god." As a logical,…

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ½ Rewatched 06 Feb 2024

  It answers the important question:

  What if the real victims of nuking 100,000 civilians...

  Were the white men who built it?

  Because they feel bad :(