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  Locked 2025

  ★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  this movie is so butt booty ass but bill skarsgård is sweaty and/or bleeding and/or shirtless and/or whimpering for a good 30% of the runtime so its actually not that bad a watch!!!

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  Citizen Kane 1941

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  pretty swag

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  a motherfucker named kai will always be a homewrecking bitch

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2024

  I think Wes Anderson took the substance and this is the movie his clone made