Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  It fills me with joy that a movie this weird, this disgusting, this bloody and this insane is getting mainstream recognition. This was a crazy watch and the fact that it's nominated for 5 oscars is just so great. Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley are really great in this. Also, I haven't seen a movie portray food in a way as disgusting as this since Ive seen Raw.

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025 1

  Was prepared for a great dark and tense horror movie with crisp visuals and while I definitely got that, this movie was a whole lot more than I prepared myself for. Justin Long was a fun sleazebag character. I'd say more but honestly jump into this one blind yall.

Popular reviews

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  Viper's Nest 2011

  ★★★ Watched 04 Sep 2023

  The Godfather for Dutch wine aunts

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  In The Fall 2011

  ½ Watched 13 Dec 2022 1

  "We're wasting too much of our life being miserable and should spend more of it trying to live a good life and be happy"

  -Man whose career is literally just spreading negativity and pessimism through cartoons