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tykelly11

Favorite films

  • Lady Bird
  • Vertigo
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • No Country for Old Men

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  • The Parent Trap

    ★★★★½

  • The Farewell

    ★★★★★

  • Promising Young Woman

  • New Year's Eve

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  • The Parent Trap

    The Parent Trap

    ★★★★½

    Lindsay Lohan is charming. Dennis Quaid: charming. Meredith Blake? Charming. The butlers love each other? Get out of town. Give me more butlers falling in love. I should also say “Lindsay Lohan: charming” again because she plays two go**amn characters and then does impressions of the two doing impressions of each other — which amounts to just doing the original because it’s her still, but still.

  • The Farewell

    The Farewell

    ★★★★★

    If you like to see the bottom halves of actors, this movie isn’t for you. But what it lacks in legs, it makes up for in being perfect. I would also be willing to watch a feature length cut of Billi and Nai Nai doing Tai Chi.

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  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Family Stone

    The Family Stone

    ★★★

    There’s just no reason any of these people fall in love. SJP plays a homophobic robot whose major flaw is being so annoying to the family that they unanimously decide to sabotage her relationship. The only family member who likes her (for no reason) is Luke Wilson who cures her of her annoying ways by putting his penis in her face and telling her to relax by getting drunk one time. Claire Danes arrives with a little casual racism but…

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