Lindsay Lohan is charming. Dennis Quaid: charming. Meredith Blake? Charming. The butlers love each other? Get out of town. Give me more butlers falling in love. I should also say “Lindsay Lohan: charming” again because she plays two go**amn characters and then does impressions of the two doing impressions of each other — which amounts to just doing the original because it’s her still, but still.
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The Farewell 2019
If you like to see the bottom halves of actors, this movie isn’t for you. But what it lacks in legs, it makes up for in being perfect. I would also be willing to watch a feature length cut of Billi and Nai Nai doing Tai Chi.
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Promising Young Woman 2020
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
All men are trash; a fact certified by this movie and by me critiquing it.
Did the men in this movie learn any lessons? Just kill them. Why isn’t she killing them? I don’t think she’s any better of a person for not killing them. The whole world is set up for her to kill the men and for it to be justified. Even nice men are rapists. So kill them. We would all be so much happier if you…
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The Family Stone 2005
There’s just no reason any of these people fall in love. SJP plays a homophobic robot whose major flaw is being so annoying to the family that they unanimously decide to sabotage her relationship. The only family member who likes her (for no reason) is Luke Wilson who cures her of her annoying ways by putting his penis in her face and telling her to relax by getting drunk one time. Claire Danes arrives with a little casual racism but…
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