Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Being John Malkovich 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Incredible movie. Absolutely one of the best things I've ever seen in my life. Being John Malchovich ran so that Inception can crawl!
  A movie with so much to say and not enough time to cover everything but what is covered is handled beautifully. I do not fully understand it nor do I think I ever will hit I'm sure someone in my head does or eventually will!

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  The Assessment 2024

  ½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  "You were having sex with our child!" An actual line in this disgusting shit. This movie honestly ruined Elizabeth Olsen's, along with everyone else's, reputation for me. Crazy to think Olsen just finished her kids books and now she's making a movie where she catches feelings for her Nanny/"child" and her husband gets raped by the nanny/"child". Straight trash.

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ½ Watched 08 Dec 2023 6

  Ok, so we are really going to nominate an almost 3 hour long CP for best picture? It's modern Hollywood so I'm not at all surprised.

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Sep 2022

  This is my Parasite.