Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan 1989

  ★★★ Watched 04 Oct 2024

  I thought Jason hated the water? He couldn’t seem to get enough of it here.. did he swim to NYC?

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  The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 1986

  ½ Watched 03 Oct 2024

  I hated the protagonists so much that I think I just wanted Leatherface to kill them so they’d shut the f*ck up. Every single move they made was the dumbest decision humanly possible..

  In conclusion:
  What I’ve just watched... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point, in the rambling, incoherent movie, were they even close to anything that could be considered a rational plot. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having watched it. I award them 0.5 stars, and may God have mercy on their soul.

Popular reviews

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  Scream 3 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Oct 2022 1

  “It’s your turn to scream, asshole”
  Wow, what a perfect movie! Making stab 3 within Scream 3, brilliant! Parker Posey stole every scene she was in. Sidney kicked ass during the final show down, and looked amazing doing so! I loved the back story, perfect ending to the trilogy (at the time). Oh, and an amazing soundtrack.

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  Stream 2024

  ★½ Watched 23 Aug 2024

  ….at least there was no CGI…?

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