Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Square 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2018

  People are selfish, all actions have reactions, and everything is chaos. You shouldn't expect fairness or honesty in a world like this. You want a little self-awareness? it's too cruel out here for that shit fam. I gotta watch my back. People are animals. Even in Scandinavia, you can't escape chaos, and you can't escape people. Perhaps we can illustrate this, or even better this issue, through Art, they say. Ok who will do this? Artists? Ok who will fund…

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  About Elly 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2017

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Recent reviews

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  No Other Land 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Devastating and exhilarating. Beautiful images and cuts – beautiful people. One of the best docs I’ve ever seen.

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  Singin' in the Rain 1952

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025 1

  Metrograph. Fun!

Popular reviews

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  Porto 2016

  ½ Watched 29 Apr 2018

  Coming from a guy that had an intimate relationship while studying abroad... this is literally porn for insufferable dumbasses obsessed with doing a study abroad. The ridiculous circumstances of porn, the one-sided dynamic, the betrayal by the floozy - it's got it all. It’s for “romantic” dudes who share all of, if not more of the sexist tropes of their supposed bro-ish counterparts.

  Just littered with cliched lines that should never ever be said in real life or on film.…

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  Do you think the families of disappeared people in Mexico felt comforted being used as props for this Europeans “big swing” musical about uhhh, doing gender-affirming philanthropy?

  Do you learn anything about being trans or is it again just a theme charm on the complex issues of today bracelet? What if a QUEER was a crime boss?? is not a thought any artist should think is a provocative juxtaposition. And then what? This evil QUEER has now… been transformed into…