Tyler Cram

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Horror novelist. Singer in Mortal Sons

Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • The Green Mile
  • Jaws
  • Jurassic Park

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  • Caveat

    ★★½

  • The Scooby-Doo Project

    ★★★★★

  • Godzilla

    ★★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★

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  • Caveat

    Caveat

    ★★½

    All I know is my gut says maybe.

  • The Scooby-Doo Project

    The Scooby-Doo Project

    ★★★★★

    This is genius, so well done, and silly

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  • Underground

    Underground

    ½

    I’m so sorry. I know this was made super cheap and with a bunch of friends and a cool opportunity to use an actual WWII bunker and that makes me SO happy for them as a team, but that was probably the worst movie I’ve ever seen. 

    Awful logic, poor sound design, the echoing voices made their conversations borderline unintelligible, there was not a single scary thing that happened, they relied too heavily on the location, they shoehorned in some…

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    He is coming 
    She came. 





    This movie keeps the themes of xenophobia with the eastern man coming west and the newfangled covid 19 being the “plague” whereas in the original, it represents the Spanish flu I think. Money being the destroyer of love and worlds is also part of the incessant themes. I like that

    It forgoes the sexual repression of the original and replaces it with a new and more modern acknowledgement of grooming. In the original Ellen is…