Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  This movie exists for reasons…
  I can’t say I hated it but I did not like it. That seems to be all we can expect from the mcu nowadays. Joyless corporate cash grabs.

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Impaling the cop with the American flag pole went hard.

Popular reviews

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 06 Jun 2022

  The most disturbing and horrific scene of the film came early when Caprice sits alone on a counter, quietly eating what appears to be a home cooked meal straight out of the pan WITH the wooden mixing spoon she presumably used to cook said meal. This alone is unsettling enough BUT what really puts this scene over the edge is in the same shot - a tin filled with regular folks and utensils sits on the shelf right behind her.…

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 May 2024

  Haiku Reviews:

  Cartoonishly camp
  Overwhelmed by CGI
  Incidental plot

  Chris Hemsworth stole it
  Not what I was expecting 
  Liked it regardless

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